【IP】二魚先生的口罩人生

孤单的 Day，欧～孤单的 Night，我怕太近生人，请跟我保持半径两公尺的距离，最远的距离就是最近的距离，请给我个空气抱抱吧。

The farthest distance is the closest distance, please give me an air hug.

别别别一直拿着额温枪对着我，每天上班进大楼都要 Bi 一下，而警卫先生都一脸怀疑地看着数字。我、每、一、次，都怀疑我会不会被量到体温过高>_< 去吃饭Bi，进公司Bi，开会Bi，回家Bi，Bi Bi Bi Bi 都快Bi 出一首歌了，什么时候我才能坦然的面对额温枪呢？

Every day when I enter the building at work, I have to take a Bi, and the security guard is looking at the numbers with suspicion. Every time I wonder if my temperature is too high >_< I have to go to dinner Bi, go to work Bi, go to a meeting Bi, go home Bi, Bi Bi Bi Bi.

我不要看！我不要看！再看国际新闻我就要心脏病了 >_< 我不要再滑手机！我不要一直再滑手机！
当手机跳出「网路使用频率报告」的通知：今日网路使用量比平时增加30%，「达本周最高时数」......我没因此开心，反而觉得自己很废、很浪费人生>_<

I don't want to see it! I don't want to see it! I'm going to have a heart attack if I keep watching international news >_< I don't want to slide my phone anymore! I don' t want to keep swiping my phone!
When the "Internet Usage Report" notification popped up on my phone: Today's Internet usage is 30% higher than usual, "the highest number of hours this week" ...... Instead of being happy about it, I feel like I 'm wasting my life >_<

我发烧了吗？我发烧了吗？刚吃完麻辣烫就开始发烧，这碗麻辣烫一定有问题！这样想想突然发现......除了发烧之外，好像也有点胸闷，有一点鼻塞，心跳有点过快，「阿赫、阿赫、阿赫」，阿赫......
我完蛋了我！ ！

Do I have a fever? Do I have a fever? Just after eating hot and spicy hotpot, I started to have a fever, there must be something wrong with this bowl of hot and spicy hotpot! Thinking about it, I suddenly realized that . ..... In addition to fever, I also seem to have chest congestion, a bit of nasal congestion, and my heartbeat is a bit too fast, "Ahhh, Ahhh, Ahhh", Ahhh ...... I' m screwed I!!!

阿阿哈哈阿哈啾！我打一个超大的喷嚏，应该等干吗？才刚换新口罩耶！ ！ ！

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhh! I sneezed a big one, should I wait for it to dry? I just got a new mask!